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· Purveyors of a Singular Compost ·

The Peacock Shit CompanyThe Peacock Shit Company

· · Established in Normandy · ·

Limited batch.
Excessively refined.

Small-batch peacock-enriched compost blend, prepared by hand in rural Normandy, France.

Shop the Batch→Batch No. 04 · 2026
A kraft sachet of organic compost on a wooden table

Five peacocks. One small operation.

Five peacocks and the resident dog photographed on the property

The Peacock Shit Company produces a single product in modest quantities. Everything is collected, prepared and packed on the property. We do not scale, because we can't. We simply prepare what arrives.

  • Produced in small quantities
  • Collected and prepared by hand
  • Made possible by five peacocks

The Catalogue

Three Offerings

Use sparingly. Each batch is hand-numbered and signed.

The Standard Sachet

The Standard Sachet

€18

150g

Hand-packed sachet. The essentials, nothing else.

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The Twin Pack

The Twin Pack

€32

2 × 150g

Two sachets. One for the plants, one for a friend.

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The Collector’s Set
Temporarily out of stock

The Collector’s Set

€58

3 × 150g · wooden box

Three sachets in a cool pine box. Numbered.

The Process

Three Steps. Nothing More.

01

Collected

Each morning, by hand, in rural France.

02

Dried & Prepared

Air-dried under linen. Sifted twice.

03

Packed by Hand

Sealed in a kraft sachet. Stamped. Numbered.

“An unusual but surprisingly appropriate gift.”

Wrapped in Normandy linen upon request.